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Dear Me, On My First Day of Advertising #7: Mark St. Amant

by / December 19, 2013 /

Dear 1991 Mark,

First, get comfy, because this is a long one…

Congrats, 24-year-old Me, on your new job as Junior Copywriter at one of Boston’s top ad agencies, Arnold Fortuna Lane! I guess recently getting fired from your account coordinator gig at that high-tech public relations firm – your first real, big boy job post-college -- was a blessing in disguise, eh? Hey, don’t get pissed that I brought that up; I would have fired you, too. All you did was write terrible s[Read More]

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Dear Me, On My First Day of Advertising #9: Jeremy Seibold

by / December 20, 2013 /

Dear Me,

Congratulations on your first real job. Now quit. Get out of there right now. You’ll leave in October anyway and you’ve got more important things to do. Go give Effie a kiss, then get on a plane to California. Go home and hug your Mom. Squeeze her until you can’t anymore — which will be roughly 5 months from now. Tell her twelve times a day how much you love her. Thank her. No matter how many times you’ve said it, you haven’t said it enough. Rub her feet. She like[Read More]

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