Squash the Douchebag Epidemic

 

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They’re in meetings. They’re in traffic. They’re in bars, restaurants and malls. They’re d-bags. And they’re everywhere. Fortunately, you can finally do something about it – thanks to JB Leach – your friend and ours.

JB noticed D-Scourge too (as we call it) and has taken it upon himself to launch a public service campaign, alerting perpetrators of their d-baggery. You can join JB in this important Denver cause.

He’s developed a special card, now available for purchase, that is designed to be handed out whenever, wherever duty calls. At first glance, the recipient thinks they’re receiving something special. The card appears to be a gift, when indeed it is not. It is a potent message that must often be communicated, “You’re a douche-bag.”

Please support this noble effort. A set of 10 cards is now available for the low price of $2. To order, send a $2 check made out to “JB Leach” along with your address to:

JB
1345 Madison Street, #1
Denver, CO 80206

This could be the most important money you ever spend. Hurry, there is no time to wait.

Comments

  1. f May 14, 2009

    I’ll get these for formal

    I’ll get these for formal occasions and the one’s from uncrate for everyday use.

    http://www.uncrate.com/men/style/accessories/the-douche-card/

  2. Evan May 14, 2009

    This is great! Now all I need

    This is great! Now all I need is the addresses for the people who run this site!

  3. Chris Reinhard May 14, 2009

    Does this include guidos?

    Does this include guidos?

  4. andydut May 14, 2009

    this is super choice. souper

    this is super choice. souper choice, even.

  5. bwell May 14, 2009

    unfortunately if you are a

    unfortunately if you are a douche, then you will think this is the coolest thing ever and be happy to receive one;) Love the cards dude.

  6. Fifi Von Fab Ulous May 15, 2009

    making the world less douchey

    making the world less douchey one person at a time! I love and will spread all over the east coast

    xx

  7. SH May 15, 2009

    It should say, “You’re a

    It should say, “You’re a skidoosh bag”.

    read this

  8. SH May 15, 2009

    It should say, “You’re a

    It should say, “You’re a skidoosh bag”.

  9. Jon May 17, 2009

    Ironically, JB is, himself, a

    Ironically, JB is, himself, a douche! haha

    (Just kidding JB! Funny concept.)

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