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Here's where the downfall of civilization begins.
The Kissenger: Kiss Messenger is a pair of rubber rabbit-hamster-pigs that let you and a loved one physically kiss via the internet. You kiss one... um... thing and it transmits the shape of your kissing lips to the other animal anywhere in the world.
Yes, you look fucking ridiculous doing this.
In other news, about 1.2 seconds after this invention was announced, the porn industry was fast at work on how to deliver robotic blow jobs from Jenna Jamison via the web for $20,000 each.
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This is why jihadists fly planes into buildings.
Shakespeare was wrong. First thing, let's kill all the Kissenger product launch team.
This is ridiculous. But you exaggerate in dramatic desperation. How black of you.
this cant be real
KILL IT FROM SPACE!
As a stockholder, I take offense to all these comments.
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