Chick-fil-A Confessional: Forgive Me, Gays, for I Have Sinned

August 6th, 2012 / Comments (3)

After that CEO spoke out about his views on gay marriage, you never intended to eat Chick-fil-A again. Until you couldn't resist one minute more and stuffed your face. Happy day, Chick-fil-A Confessional lets you atone for your sin(s) by admitting the bad stuff you ate — and then receiving an appropriate penance — which includes donating to LGBT and human rights organizations. Cleanse thy soul, sinner.

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Awesome. Who's behind this work?

Anonymous (not verified)
August 6th, 2012, 12:39pm

Hmm. I had a chicken salad sandwich and yet I feel no need for absolving myself of the sin of supporting free speech.

Sorry.

Anonymous (not verified)
August 6th, 2012, 1:22pm

I love eating Chick-fil-A as much as politicians against same-sex marriage love gay prostitutes.

Brian (not verified)
August 7th, 2012, 12:59am

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