Chick-fil-A Confessional: Forgive Me, Gays, for I Have Sinned
After that CEO spoke out about his views on gay marriage, you never intended to eat Chick-fil-A again. Until you couldn't resist one minute more and stuffed your face. Happy day, Chick-fil-A Confessional lets you atone for your sin(s) by admitting the bad stuff you ate — and then receiving an appropriate penance — which includes donating to LGBT and human rights organizations. Cleanse thy soul, sinner.