• Say It With An E-card

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    We just got this from a friend. It’s from some ecards with the awesome tag line of “when you care enough to hit send.”

  • What Would You Ask Ralph Steadman?

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    There’s an outside chance to get an audience with one of the most originally twisted artistic minds around.

    We want you to know what you would ask Ralph Steadman.

    Post your questions in the comment section and do it by Tuesday morning.

  • New Editorial: Friday Beer Review (Well, Sort Of) >>

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    Josh Mishell at Flying Dog Brewery, takes a break this week from his usual beer-fueled ruminations to show his appreciation for all who helped make their Rock The Mike benefit for Flying Dog employee Mike Freeman, who has an advanced and particularly nasty form of brain cancer, a resounding success.

    Read all about it here.

  • Enzyte, Now Appearing In A Penitentary Near You

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    The ads were intentionally campy and kitschy, with great production value. While the work, in a way, poked fun at the advertising industry, the company’s owner was emphatically raising a double barreled “EF YOU” in the direction of the American public. Now those birds have come home to roost in the form of a 25 year federal sentence. Steve Warshak and his 75 year-old mother have recently been sentenced by the feds for the scam. Karma: Helping the world suck less, daily.
    We’ve posted the article direct from The Consumerist.

    (Thanks for the heads up on this one Paul)

    Steve Warshak, founder of the company responsible for “Enzyte,” has been sentenced to 25 years in prison and ordered to pay a fine of $93,000, says the AP. U.S. District Judge S. Arthur Spiegel also ordered the company, along with other defendants, to forfeit more than $500 million that it bilked from consumers.

    According to federal prosecutors the scam involved preying on customer’s reluctance to admit that they had ordered the “male enhancement” pills. Customers ordered the pills, but were unable to cancel or get a refund. A former VP of the company testified that Warshak required customers to provide notarized documents from a doctor proving that they had small genitals in order to get a refund.

    If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to “make it as difficult as possible” for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

    “He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.

    The judge had strong words for Warshak: “This is a case about greed,” Spiegel said as he reviewed the case. “Steven Warshak preyed on perceived sexual inadequacies of customers.”

    Warshak’s 75-year-old mother was also sentenced to jail time, but it’s unlikely that she will serve it because she’s 75 and has cancer. Meanwhile, Warshak has 30 days to report to prison.

  • Our Site Traffic This Week

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    Come on, that’s kind of funny.

  • Armageddon Or When Obama Speaks in Denver

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    Did driving at rush hour with no cars on the highway make anyone else feel like they were in a horror movie yesterday?

    (Thanks for the shots, Gordy)

  • Denver Police Don't Take No Crap

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    A DNC CodePink protester gets CoSlappedUpsideTheHead.

  • If You Only Knew About Those Mice...

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    While we recover from the DNC going away, let’s think back to our childhood. All those bedtime stories we used to hear at night… well, the truth behind many of them is not very comforting. They are however very interesting. For example, the three blind mice were actually noblemen persecuted by Queen Mary I and burned at the stake. Crazy.

    Read about more of your favorite stories here.

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