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Bill Murray Announces Party Crashing Tour to Hit Denver August 17th
The great Bill Murray, known to randomly crash parties all over the New York City area, has announced that he will take his party crashing self on tour from August 1st through September 10th to finish the summer with a bang. According to Super Official News, it’s unclear the exact parties that he will be attending, but if you live in any of the cities that he plans to crash, Bill Murray might just be partying with you that night. Oh, shityeah.
“Mr. Murray is looking to take a vacation around the United States. He’s hoping that if he shows up to your party with a bottle of wine or vegetable tray, you will be able to make the proper accommodations for him. This includes allowing him to sleep on your couch or in a spare bedroom, both of those options being completely acceptable. He’s just looking for a good time and a fun way to connect with fans.”
“At these parties, Mr. Murray does not want to be called ‘Bill Murray’ but instead wants to be referred to as ‘Kaiser Soze’. Activities that Mr. Murray enjoys are drinking and karaoke. Having those two things at your party will definitely increase your chances of him making an appearance. Also it is extremely important that any house or location interested in participating have a sheet or banner of some kind attached to their establishment the night of the party. It must say in big bold letters, ‘BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE’. This will let Mr. Murray know at what locations he is welcome.”
He hits Denver on August 17th. Prepare now. For more information please call the 24 hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline: (785) 273-0325.
UPDATE: We've sadly been had by a hoax site. We're leaving the post up because it's okay to dream about this really happening one day.
Comments
That whole site is a hoax news site, nothing is real, unless you believe that Obama is auctioning off all the pot the DEA siezed.
I feel for it too, yesterday.
And so did half my office when I ran around like a kid on Christmas telling everyone who would listen.
...and then I found out it was a hoax.
Maybe this is just an elaborate plan to throw people off the scent. If I were someone as famous and ridiculously awesome as Bill Murray, I would let a hoax news site cover the story of my plans to come party crash so only true believers would put up signs and not everyone and their mother. It's brilliant.
Depressing Shit.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3594539547720&set=s.265656813540...
Bill was in Denver last night.. So hoax or not.. he crashed our party.
This is where the story originated: http://superofficialnews.com/bill-murray-kicks-off-party-crashing-tour-s...
The author states underneath the comments section of this article that the entire site is basically a resume in hopes that the Onion will notice.
The author did a great job of writing. Most of the readers did horrible job at reading the fine print.
This Bill Murray tour will happen, or worst case scenario… a bunch of people get together in different cities around the country, get drunk, sing karaoke and show their love for a living legend.
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