Bill Murray Announces Party Crashing Tour to Hit Denver August 17th
The great Bill Murray, known to randomly crash parties all over the New York City area, has announced that he will take his party crashing self on tour from August 1st through September 10th to finish the summer with a bang. According to Super Official News, it’s unclear the exact parties that he will be attending, but if you live in any of the cities that he plans to crash, Bill Murray might just be partying with you that night. Oh, shityeah.
“Mr. Murray is looking to take a vacation around the United States. He’s hoping that if he shows up to your party with a bottle of wine or vegetable tray, you will be able to make the proper accommodations for him. This includes allowing him to sleep on your couch or in a spare bedroom, both of those options being completely acceptable. He’s just looking for a good time and a fun way to connect with fans.”
“At these parties, Mr. Murray does not want to be called ‘Bill Murray’ but instead wants to be referred to as ‘Kaiser Soze’. Activities that Mr. Murray enjoys are drinking and karaoke. Having those two things at your party will definitely increase your chances of him making an appearance. Also it is extremely important that any house or location interested in participating have a sheet or banner of some kind attached to their establishment the night of the party. It must say in big bold letters, ‘BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE’. This will let Mr. Murray know at what locations he is welcome.”
He hits Denver on August 17th. Prepare now. For more information please call the 24 hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline: (785) 273-0325.
UPDATE: We've sadly been had by a hoax site. We're leaving the post up because it's okay to dream about this really happening one day.