Michael Tully

Description:

The "800-pound gorilla" in the room ... yeah, well, I'm the one poking it with a stick. Always have been, always will be. Sure, sometimes I incite some small-scale demolition but more often than not that "gorilla" is pulled straight into line. You'd be amazed at the hi-jinks to be had with a plus-sized primate in tow. In the wrong hands such power could be diabolical, but in my capable hands it is, well, slightly less diabolical. I was raised on movies, television and radio (making me a pretty solid addition to any trivia team) by two loving parents (making me relatively well adjusted) in Australia (making me sound like a classier Steve Irwin after a few beers). I can write and juggle and tell you what a mind-blowing sight it is to see flushed toilet water spinning the "other way". I find cliches generally funny, but try my best not to lean on them in my work and have long-since given up using kangaroo pouches for transport or wearing koalas as shoes. Copywriter. Content Manager. Editor. Funny Talker.