Let us begin by saying this email submission to our site could have come from anyone. We have no way of tracking who sent it other than who signed it – Cliff with an email address email@example.com. From the way it’s written, we suspect it came from a PR person who should promptly be dragged to the office of upper management and canned – or a local agency saddened by the account switch – or an employee (ex or otherwise). Read it verbatim for yourself.
Hey you hot diggity dawgs at the denver egoist! Thought you would like to see the amazing job we did for the new Quiznos.com website. Originally they had gone with local agency Malenke|Barnhart, who over the past couple of years did two, I have to admit it, pretty awe-inspiring designs for the new site. But hey, you can’t win them all, and once we got our collective mits on the account we knew we were gonna hit a home run! Dontcha think! We have used web2.0 and Ajaz technologies, and a cuba refugee-boat full of drop shadows to really make this sonnabitch POP. Bo! Hope you likes it! We had almost as much fun making it as we did overcharging them for it.
Issue #1: Spell the name of our frickin’ site right, don’t care who you are.
Issue #2: Spell the name of the technology you used correctly – Ajax, a-hole.
Issue #3: Don’t offend our local Denver interactive agencies, specifically Malenke|Barnhart, by claiming the new site you designed is equal to or better than what they did in the past for the same client. It ain’t. It’s a slow-loadin’, un-engaging turd. That is, if you really are Cliff.