They’re in meetings. They’re in traffic. They’re in bars, restaurants and malls. They’re d-bags. And they’re everywhere. Fortunately, you can finally do something about it – thanks to JB Leach – your friend and ours.
JB noticed D-Scourge too (as we call it) and has taken it upon himself to launch a public service campaign, alerting perpetrators of their d-baggery. You can join JB in this important Denver cause.
He’s developed a special card, now available for purchase, that is designed to be handed out whenever, wherever duty calls. At first glance, the recipient thinks they’re receiving something special. The card appears to be a gift, when indeed it is not. It is a potent message that must often be communicated, “You’re a douche-bag.”
Please support this noble effort. A set of 10 cards is now available for the low price of $2. To order, send a $2 check made out to “JB Leach” along with your address to:
1345 Madison Street, #1
Denver, CO 80206
This could be the most important money you ever spend. Hurry, there is no time to wait.